loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet
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You are suddenly able to see numbers above people’s heads which are counting down and you have no idea why. One person you meet reaches 0 and…
Hands you a ravioli from their back pocket. The numbers. It’s a ravioli countdown. You are the ravioli receiver.
but do i really want pocket ravioli
you have no choice. you were chosen as the sole ravioli receiver. you phsically cannot decline.
What happens if I am not there at 0 to receive the ravioli?
you receive the ravioli
How?! How can they hand it to me? If I am not there?
Do their arms nyoom out of no where and hand me ravioli?
Must I constantly be receiving ravioli every second or do I have pauses between ravioli?
Am I buried in a mound of ravioli?
the ravioli
is yours
what if an ouija board was like an afterlife call center
“hey joey, line 396 is open. three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something”
“i’m gonna prank them so hard”
“joey no”
“im gonna say i’m satan”
“JOEY THIS IS WHY THEY MADE A SHITTY MOVIE ABOUT US”
i literally hate all 260,000 of you
It’s a good thing Dr. Seuss books come with pictures, because otherwise I’d have no fuckin clue what he was talking about.